I think I'm gonna try this blog thing. I mean, I don't have to tell anybody about it, right?
Nobody has to know.
This can be my little secret. My "special place" If you will.
It's free, so I SHOULD be taking advantage of it right? Everyone and their dog has one! It's therapeutic, holistic, rejuvenating and my god-given right as an American.
Shit! I'd be crazy NOT to!
So, if I don't like it, can I return it? What if it's too small? What's the manufacturer's warrenty? How many days do I have to decide before the offer expires?
Do I have to sign anything away, like my first-born?
I just tried to post a picture and I don't think it worked. Is that going on my permanent record?
GOD this is intimidating!!!
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