bliss-misery

I need a digital camera!! I want one! If I had a digital camera, my life would be so much better!

HERE'S HOW:

I could take pictures --->Said pictures would reflect utter joy at having camera and photo-taking ability---->bliss.

I could look at pictures--->Said pictures would reflect utter joy at having camera and photo-taking ability---->bliss.

I could upload said pictures into computer and look at them there--->Said pictures would reflect utter joy at having camera and photo-taking ability---->bliss.

I could send said pictures to friends and family--->Family and friends would marvel at my fabulous, fullfilling life, my wonderful friends, my travels, my amazingly hot lovers---->bliss.

I could post said pictures on web pages like myspace and my blog---->Family and friends would marvel at my fabulous, fullfilling life, my wonderful friends, my travels, my amazingly hot lovers---->bliss.

So, as you can clearly see as per the diagrams above, it's a win-win situation.
I mean, who WOULDN"T want a digital camera.

Of course I would probably have to take unsavory photos from time to time. Like when my car was broken into. I might have to take pictures of that for insurance purposes.

I might also have to take pictures of a future pet that will eventually die and then I'll have photos from my digital camera to remind me of how happy I was until they died.

Or when I have a boyfriend that breaks my heart or whom I have to leave because of my fabulous jet-setting lifestyle and I'll have to look back a photos from my digital camera of "the one who broke my heart" or "the one who got away".

Or when I accidentally delete a photo that I didn't want to delete.

Or, when one of my fabulously hot lovers steals my camera after we've taken naughty photos and posts them on the web for all to see then I have to leave him because he broke my heart and then I'll end up with the camera with the unsavory photos.

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I guess I need to put some serious thought into this.